This is it. This is what I detest most in this world when it comes to critters. I know - it sounds crazy. How could one little frog be that bad? Yuck. Frogs are slimy, bumpy, and have freakishly weird toes. Ugh. They make me shiver just looking at pictures of them! For those of you who know me - you know that frogs are NOT my friends! Well today I had a "frog" episode in class and my boys and girls thought it was a riot. The story begins: I have a little girl in my class named Lillie. Lillie spent most of center time this afternoon walking back and forth to her backpack in her locker. Suspecting that something was up (as she looked VERY suspicious) I went over to her and asked her what she was doing. She looked down and refused to speak. "Lillie?" I asked. "Did you take something that doesn't belong to you?" No answer - eyes down. At this point I was almost 100% positive that she had SOMETHING in her backpack that was not supposed to be there. "Lillie?" I asked again. "Show me what's in your backpack." By this time she was crying so I knew something was going on. I reached in to grab her backpack and open it. When I did...
PLOP!
Out jumped a frog. On the floor. In my classroom. BY MY FEET!!! EEK!!!! And pretty much that's what I shouted as I yelled (in a high-pitched voice) for her to grab it as it was jumping about the room. All the while I'm shivering and convulsing from my obvious disgust. Ew. So she picked it up and I explained that she wasn't in trouble, but we needed to let this -um - sweet and innocent creature back into the wild where it rightly belonged. So the whole class (with Lillie leading the way) traipsed outside for an impromptu field trip to the Primary Garden. Do I detest frogs? You bet. Is that crazy? Probably. But just look at it! Yuck.



